“I remember Fight Club played at the Venice Film Festival at a midnight screening. Edward Norton and I, after having a few drinks, were sitting next to the president who’s running the whole thing. We’re sitting up in the balcony. It’s subtitled and we’re the only fuckers laughing. It gets to one of Helena’s scandalous lines - ‘I haven’t been fucked like that since I was in grade school.’ - and literally, the guy running the festival got up and left. Edward and I were still the only ones laughing. You could hear two idiots up in the balcony cackling through the whole thing.”
—Brad Pitt





pdlcomics:

Talking Smack

pdlcomics:

Talking Smack





shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’





sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much









heysimba:

whoa





sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.









hey-sass-butt:

Fool me twice…

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me twice…





hey-sass-butt:

Fool me once, shame on me.

hey-sass-butt:

Fool me once, shame on me.









nickiminajsasshole:

trying to be a part of conversations like

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honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up





unofficiallyjuni:

STOP

unofficiallyjuni:

STOP





lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY


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